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18-Hour Road Trip with 2-Month-Old Twins — And GO!

Five kids. Two-month-old twins. An 18-hour drive from Missouri to Maryland. Somehow this seemed like a perfectly reasonable vacation plan—and honestly, I’d do it again.
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Let Them Be Little. Even When There’s Cereal All Over the Damn Floor.

The cereal is on the floor. The bathwater is everywhere. Somebody is biting somebody, and Paw Patrol is apparently a matter of life or death. Someday I’ll miss this. Probably not the cereal, though.
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How Many Tabs Does It Take For Me To Accomplish ONE Thing? Approximately 73.

I was folding the laundry. Then someone needed milk, there were ants on the counter, the dishwasher happened, I needed to pee, and somehow I ended up thinking about Lizzie Borden. The laundry is still not folded.
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Why Do I Take 5 Kids Everywhere?

People told us having kids would mean giving up road trips, spontaneous adventures, and basically having a life. We decided to test that theory—with five kids in tow.




